Review: Here Comes the Devil, except not really…

Ryan —  January 18, 2014 — 18 Comments

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Adrián García Bogliano’s Here Comes the Devil roots itself in an eerie atmosphere of the supernatural that has a decent story to tell, except it never actually tells it. Instead, the film gets so wrapped up in its own tension that it ultimately forgets to deliver on anything worth holding on to. Here Comes the Devil centers around a married couple who loses their children while on a family trip near some caves in Tijuana. The kids eventually reappear without explanation, but it becomes clear that they are not who they used to be, that something terrifying has changed them. A pretty solid set-up for what will ultimately go nowhere, unfortunately.

Boobs and horror films go hand in hand. But what sets the good horror films with a nice pair of boobs in them from the bad ones is that the good flicks spend more time actually trying to scare the audience. If Here Comes the Devil spent half as much time constructing the horror elements of the film as it did on the scenes involving nudity this one could have turned out half way decent. And trust me, I’m not one to complain about boobs but this was just way over the top. The movie starts out with a pair of boobs in your face and practically ends that way too. There were so many shots of boobs in this movie that I’m dedicating an entire paragraph to it, so there’s that.

The film does start on a high note with a pretty disturbing scene involving some severed fingers and a dude who’s really happy to see a cursed mountain. From there we see a couple of children go missing after a long walk up that very mountain. Yeah, bad idea. After a nightlong search for their children the parents are finally reunited with their kids, except now they seem much different; shells of their former selves. So what actually happened to them that night? So far so good, right? Unfortunately, after its initial hook the film takes way too much time setting itself up for the next act that it barely remembers what it’s even doing.

From this point on not a whole hell of a lot happens. The mother slowly goes crazy as she tries to figure out what happened to her children while the father is too busy being a douchebag the entire film to actually help. Sprinkle in one single scene of the red stuff and a few shots of boobs for good measure and you’ve got Here Comes the Devil. Once we finally get towards the end of the film, where the supernatural hook takes hold, the movie has a chance to redeem itself. But instead of offering something unique and scary we get a couple of floating bodies and some flickering lights. And that’s about it, folks. Oh, I almost forgot! There’s another shot of boobs thrown in there somewhere just for the hell of it.

The film did get one thing right though. It did a solid job of creating an unsettling atmosphere that will no doubt give some viewers the creeps with its old school exploitive approach. But with no real story and a bunch of scenes that ultimately go nowhere, it just felt like the tension was built for no good reason. In the end, Here Comes the Devil was its own worst enemy because it never capitalizes on its good ideas and eerie atmosphere. I have a hard time even considering this one a horror flick because there’s not a single fright to be found in its entire running time. Unless your scared of boobs, this one is pretty tame.

2:5

Ryan

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18 responses to Review: Here Comes the Devil, except not really…

  1. penny smith January 18, 2014 at 12:05 PMJan

    Trailer didn’t impress me plus your write up about the film is enough for me, plus why do they need so many boob shots? I don’t understand that, if I want to see boobs I’ll look at my own! Thanks Ryan won’t be seeing that film!

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    • Ryan January 18, 2014 at 12:05 PMJan

      I have no idea why there had to be so many scenes with boobs bouncing around, but it did and it was pretty ridiculous. Probably a good idea to avoid this one!

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  2. Josephr January 18, 2014 at 12:05 PMJan

    Wow, we totally disagree on this one! I rather enjoyed it, quite a bit actually. You make some valid points though, my friend. To each their own :).

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    • Ryan January 18, 2014 at 12:05 PMJan

      Yea, man. I’ve seen some people who really enjoyed it! We can’t all like the same stuff, that would just be boring. Glad you dug it!

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  3. GaryLee828 January 18, 2014 at 12:05 PMJan

    Okay Ryan, another film up for debate; Isaacs has strongly been recommending this one over on his blog, and I am waiting for it to become available online so I can check it out. I wonder who I will side with on this one? I will try to watch it when I can and let you guys know…

    In the meantime, I still need to watch “The Seasoning House” and get back with you and Isaacs, as you have both recommended it to me.

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    • Ryan January 18, 2014 at 12:05 PMJan

      Interested in seeing what you think of this one, Gary! Maybe you’ll land right in the middle!

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      • GaryLee828 January 30, 2014 at 12:05 AMJan

        Okay, I saw this one last night and I am on your side; this was boring as hell! I fell asleep in the middle for like 15 minutes and when I woke up I decided it wasn’t even worth rewinding and resumed watching and don’t think I missed much. The film did a piss-poor job of telling a story. The kids were supposed to be so much different after surfacing after going missing, except one huge problem: WE DON’T KNOW THE KIDS!

        How are we supposed to see the difference in their behavior when there is absolutely NO character development before they go missing to display their characteristics. I don’t know if they’re acting different after being found – b/c I don’t know what they were like in the first place! Nice set-up considering their changed behavior was intended to be creepy! In addition, the kids STILL aren’t incorporated into the story after being found. It’s only about how the parents are reacting after the incident.

        This movie is boring as hell! I agree with your assessment on this one. Isaacs was probably drunk while watching this. lol.

      • Ryan January 30, 2014 at 12:05 AMJan

        Glad we agree on this one, I was starting to get worried with how many people said they liked it. You’re right, boring as hell!

  4. Parlor of Horror January 19, 2014 at 12:05 AMJan

    I liked this one too, mostly because it tackled the film without the usual horror cliches – except of course for the boobs. It was presented with just enough difference to feel like a fresh take and I really liked the Mom & Dad characters. I agree it could have been stronger in the end – or at the very least, shown one more good shot of…the boobs.

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    • Ryan January 19, 2014 at 12:05 AMJan

      Hahah, yea. Just one more good shot of boobs for good measure! Glad you liked it man. Just wan’t for me, I guess.

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  5. Zoë January 22, 2014 at 12:05 AMJan

    Not hearing good things about this at all! Nicely done Ryan!

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    • Ryan January 22, 2014 at 12:05 AMJan

      Thanks, Zoe. Yea, I wasn’t a fan at all. It’s a pretty half assed flick, honestly.

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    • GaryLee828 January 30, 2014 at 12:05 AMJan

      This sucked, Zoe. EI was blinded by the boobs!

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      • Zoë January 30, 2014 at 12:05 AMJan

        Oh my! Keeps sounding worse and worse!

  6. theipc January 28, 2014 at 12:05 PMJan

    HMMM – I liked this one quite a lot.

    Boobs.

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    • Ryan January 28, 2014 at 12:05 PMJan

      Yea, it looks like a lot of people really enjoyed this one! It was just so slow and awkward and the constant boobs being thrown around was kind of hilarious.

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    • GaryLee828 January 30, 2014 at 12:05 AMJan

      Eric…you need to get help for your addiction. It’s okay. It’s not your fault. Alcoholism is a disease. We’re all here for you! :)

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  7. jmount43 April 21, 2014 at 12:05 AMApr

    Reviewed this one. Didn’t like it. Hope you read it and let me know what you think, Ryan.

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