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Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

Ryan —  April 16, 2012 — 7 Comments

We are only one mad scientist and a space satellite crashing to earth away from a total zombie outbreak so it is best to start preparing as soon as possible. And what a better way to prepare than to have a map that shows you exactly where to go and what to avoid when a shit storm of infected people come marching into town looking for some man sushi.

Appropriately named the Map of the Dead, this is essentially a version of google maps that shows you some of the most important places during a zombie apocalypse. Some of the places it lists are pharmacies, hospitals, military outposts and much more. It also tells you the most dangerous places to avoid which is extremely important during a zombie invasion.

Based on where I live, my chances of survival look pretty damn good. Its a small town surrounded by mountains with plenty of white trash and guns to fend off any impending zombie invasion. Head over to the Map of the Dead and start planning your escape!

Ryan

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7 responses to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

  1. Aloha Mister Hand April 16, 2012 at 12:05 AMApr

    Haha,this is awesome! According to mine, which looks nothing like yours, I might be a little shit out of luck….hopefully not! LOL

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    • rwhyan April 16, 2012 at 12:05 AMApr

      Haha ouch! Well at least you wont be surprised when it happens!

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      • Aloha Mister Hand April 16, 2012 at 12:05 AMApr

        LMAO, yeah, that makes me feel a WHOLE lot better!

  2. Universal Shift April 16, 2012 at 12:05 AMApr

    Awesome! Too bad we won’t be able to access it when the grid goes down…

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    • rwhyan April 16, 2012 at 12:05 AMApr

      Lol that is a good point! Print it out,asap!

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  3. thoughtsappear April 17, 2012 at 12:05 AMApr

    This is soooo cool! Thanks for posting it. You can never been too prepared when it comes to zombie attacks.

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    • rwhyan April 17, 2012 at 12:05 AMApr

      My thoughts exactly

      Reply

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